Today Is My Birthday

For many many years, at least as long as I have been alive, June 28th has been the perfect weather day. Every June 28th has been a day of mid to high 70's with blue skys and maybe a few big, white, pillowy clouds floating overhead. Not today.

The Jume 28th of 2011 is raining and I mean sheets of rain - all damn day. What happened? I always imagined that the day June 28th wasn't a sunny perfect day would be the day I died but I'm still here. I have no plans to die any time soon so there must be something else. I imagine it will marierialize by the end of the day or maybe tomorrow but for now, I'm in the twilight zone of birthdays.

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H*w c*me so m*ny pe*ple repl*ce s*me v*wels wh*n wr*ting expl*tives? Wh*t’s the po*nt? Is it th*t by n*t typ*ng the ent*re c*rse w*rd sp*res the del*cate m*nded? As if the p*ople who opp*se us*ng sw*ar w*rds are fo*led wh*n th*y see the w*rd 'sh*t' m*ssing a l*tter. “Oh thank God! For a minute I thought I was about to read an unholy word but alas, seeing the asterisk allows my imagination to insert an O or U but definitely not I.” G*ve me a br*ak! If y*u w*nt to s*y f*ck th*n f*r f*ck’s s*ke, t*pe fuck.